'The TottyGram is an advanced form of Hologram which can be used to transport your image anywhere in the world:
gone are the days of a see-through shimmering image; the Tottygram sends a full size almost perfect reproduction of the sender
which slavishly reproduces every movement of the sender.
The inventors are keen to send themselves into the homes and/or bedrooms of their girlfriends
where ever they are in the world. If only life were that simple.'